No Bigs

And POOF just like that – we’re back.

So it’s just been a casual NINE YEARS since my last blog post – do people even read blogs anymore? Much to my surprise I see that people are still reading this one – most of them being in Alaska. To my fellow Alaskans – Thank you for ye continued support and thy salute you…
When Driving, First Know How to Start Car

Jungle Pants (roommate and bff), and I woke up with a full day planned of apple picking ahead of us – because it’s fall and that’s what muthafuckas do. Yes, it would be a grand day – breathing in the fresh air, bearing witness to the rolling green farm hills, and picking off mother natures…
Douche Bag McCloud is a Person.

There’s a man among us. A man who’s name is Douchebag McCloud. He reeks an ungodly douche scent – a pungent waft of preppy-annoying. He will be sure to trip you when you’re down, pee on you when you’re sleeping, and mock you when you’re poor… and he works in my building. I can only suspect such…
Maybe We Should Just Ride the Log One

A few weeks ago my dream came true. And yes, I did go to Kings Dominion. And yes, that was my dream. Throughout my 10 year amusement park hiatus I felt as though I was really missing out. I mean fun, adventure, shitty expensive food, people in wet t-shirts that you don’t want to see in…
And then we joined a Hiking Club. Yes, Hiking Club.

Had I known that we would be welcomed by a forest full of naked butts on our first hiking club adventure maybe I would have thought to invest my time in another club all together. It all started when my friend Jaclyn and I decided we wanted to go on a longer than average walk, in…
On the Hunt for Something Less Shitty

I realize now that the title is more alluring than what the actual content is…. but you’re here now so whatever. Also, this is an old post that never got posted – times and living situation are now phenom bombs. (shit I think I just made that up… awesome..) Due to our previously flooded apartment/leaking…
You Have New Shitty Online Dating Messages From: DeezNuts

Just logged on to OKCupid this morning for the first time in awhile and to my surprise found these little gems. ____________________________________________________________________________________ “What’s in your favorite Omelette? Mine would be chorizo, green peppers and onions with some extra sharp cheddar cheese thrown in the middle. BAM!” Why are you yelling at me? Do we really…