Soooooooo…WAH-WAH-WEE-WA.. I’m from Washington D.C. – actually, Chevy Chase, Maryland but I never say that because one of two things happen:

1. People think you’re an asshole.

OR

2. They ask about the actor and question his whereabouts.

Anyways, I realized that the shit that goes on in my life on a regular basis is just too ridiculous to be  left unshared. And as a big proponent of ridiculous shit – I’ve decided to document the hilarity in its truest form…… which is not a blog…… but I’m fresh out of other ideas and building dioramas is too time consuming.

And so it begins…..

-side note – I’m aware that none of the above actually spoke about or explained anything at all.