You wear a backpack on the bus. (everyone hates you…even the driver.)
Your umbrella pokes them in the face and you carry on unknowingly
You use the last of anything (milk, toilet paper, spicy chipotle mayo…etc..)
You sneeze (anytime, ever – death stares.)
You call someone and they call you right back and YOU don’t answer ….
You ask more than one question – ever.
You eat most of the tapas plate that you didn’t even order
You don’t know what you want to order when you get to the front of the line
You stand right at the bottom of an escalator.
You’re in the returns line to return things like paper towels, SwifterJet refills, or gum
You fuck with Puss in Boots….
‘This is How I Feel Today’ is by Jaclyn my roommate and dear friend. This week her room flooded and we had to move into a hotel that was made in the 1950’s and smells like peanut butter. ‘This is How I Feel Today’ is a depiction of the inner turmoil between being pissed as shit at our bro-tastic fratty landlords for never fixing the fucking leak in November, having to live in a peanut butter motel, looking for a new apartment and moving – all while having to work a 9-5 job.
The below could not be any more spot on.