You wear a backpack on the bus. (everyone hates you…even the driver.)

How you are made to feel..

 

Your umbrella pokes them in the face and you carry on unknowingly  

     

Apparently this is Douche Bag Steve’s jam.

You use the last of anything (milk, toilet paper, spicy chipotle mayo…etc..)

How could you do that?

You sneeze (anytime, ever – death stares.)

You are gross.

You call someone and they call you right back and YOU don’t answer ….

It’s just ringing……

You ask more than one question – ever.

Like this idiot.

You eat most of the tapas plate that you didn’t even order

 

You don’t know what you want to order when you get to the front of the line

What the duck said…

 

You stand right at the bottom of an escalator.

 

This.

 

 

You’re in the returns line to return things like paper towels, SwifterJet refills, or gum

 

Why is this happening?

 

You fuck with Puss in Boots….

Fucking Pissed.