Now That I’m an Adult I…….
- like my vegetables al dente
- pretend I know a lot about wine (specifically red, Merlot and Cab. Sav., with like a deep bodied flavor…..see?)
- vacuuming is my third favorite activity (just behind favorite activities 1 &2, I don’t know what they are but I do know vacuuming should not be my favorite activity.)
- floss (I can confidently tell the dentist that I have been flossing, even though I know he’ll give me shit about it anyways)
- am only moderately afraid of the dark
- separate lights and darks
- shouldn’t want to date a guy just because he skateboards
- when I wear a suit I am not playing dress-up, this is for real
- can appreciate a good beard
- like mixed nuts; unsalted
- actually like reading for pleasure and wish I had a summer reading list that was mandatory along with book reports
- feel the need to purchase dryer sheets
- think q-tips are one of the best inventions ever along with vegetable steamers
- know that quinoa is expensive
- know how to properly remove stains (carpet stain? yup, have something for that.)
- don’t remember the last time I had a serious boo-boo
- take baths with bath salts instead of bubbles (that’s a lie, salts are shit, bubbles are $money$)
- the monster in the closet is old and decrepit; nothing to worry about
- would spend all my money on kitchen appliances or miscellaneous toiletries
- have come to terms with the fact that I am probably not going to be a famous front singer of a dope rock band
- still don’t know what actually goes on when you get something dry cleaned
No Bigs 